Saturday, May 12, 2012
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Funny Sms
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.
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Maths teacher if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to aruna,
3 to anitha and 4 to kavita then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
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In the cruel world it's very difficult to find a friend with beautiful feelings,
pure heart, smart personality and stylish looks so don't lose me.
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Sorry for distrubing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.
Sorry for distrubing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.
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Argument between British and India.
British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.
British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.
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Wife to husband: how many girl friends do you have before marriage?
Husband: remains silent.
Wife: what is the meaning for the silence?
Husband: don’t disturb while counting.
Husband: remains silent.
Wife: what is the meaning for the silence?
Husband: don’t disturb while counting.
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Question : What is the full-form of Maths?
Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
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Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.
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Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.
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Read it carefuly: tomorrow's yesterday is today yesterday's tomorrow is today
.but today yesterday was yesterday's today. tomorrow's today is today's tomorrow.
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Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…
Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…
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DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik
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Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
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A cute love story with happy ending:
One day somebody proposed u!
U said: "i am Not interested."
This way, somebody lived a happy life .
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Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
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Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...
Part Of Living...
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
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A Simple fact:
Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)
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One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p
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Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
.
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
.
.
.
..
.
Karlo :p
Just do it :p
Just do it :p
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2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys :P
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys :P
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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Photo of the Day: Best of April 2012
Whale Shark, Gulf of Tadjoura
Desert Rivers, Mexico
Rubbing Stone, Washington
Canyon, Zion National Park
Godafoss, Iceland
Hraunfossar Waterfall, Iceland
Arch Rock, Joshua Tree National Park
Alligator, Florida
Hoh Rain Forest, Olympic National Park
Shoebill, Uganda
Monday, May 7, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
Try dis..its tooo nice....Really amazing...dont miss it....
Just spend few minutes when you are leisure and just get shocked. Really really superb....!
Feel the music using headset!
Try this for a smile.....!!!☺☺☺☺
You can be assured that you've never seen anything like this before
After you type your name a card comes up with Sorry Sorry Sorry on it, just wait about 10 to 20 seconds, it is really worth the wait and fun too, what people can do with computers today.
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