1) After 10 yrs:-
Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 laksh
But
Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Carrer)
2) A Psychology report.. When 2 couples come face to face???
WIVES look at each other's sarees and HUSBANDS look at each other's wife!!..
3) Height of Social Networking -
Teacher: Wer is ur homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK. I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you......
4) Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday?
Boy: Football
Gal: But grandma doesnt play football?
Boy: On my bday she gav me books...
5) Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on last day of the month (31st July)......
dont know
to get full salary........
6) UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today.
Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly.
Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC
7) Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka.
Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map.
8) A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.
People gathered around n asked him wat happend?
He said... "I dont knw, I also came down Just now..!!"
9) In a bar 1 guy says to another
"I luv ur mom n want to marry"
D whole bar was waiting for d other guy's response
He laughs & says
"Lets go home dad, U r tight!!"
Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 laksh
But
Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Carrer)
2) A Psychology report.. When 2 couples come face to face???
WIVES look at each other's sarees and HUSBANDS look at each other's wife!!..
3) Height of Social Networking -
Teacher: Wer is ur homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK. I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you......
4) Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday?
Boy: Football
Gal: But grandma doesnt play football?
Boy: On my bday she gav me books...
5) Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on last day of the month (31st July)......
dont know
to get full salary........
6) UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today.
Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly.
Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC
7) Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka.
Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map.
8) A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.
People gathered around n asked him wat happend?
He said... "I dont knw, I also came down Just now..!!"
9) In a bar 1 guy says to another
"I luv ur mom n want to marry"
D whole bar was waiting for d other guy's response
He laughs & says
"Lets go home dad, U r tight!!"
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